Chuck Norris-Rajnikanth of Hollywood

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If Rajnikanth’s jokes leave you bursting with laughter you should have a look at Chuck Norris’ jokes who happens to be the Rajnikanth of Hollywood. Here are the top 15 Chuck Norris jokes or should I say 15 reasons why you should not upset Chuck Norris-


  1. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night.
  2. Chuck Norris has been dead for 20 years. Death just doesn’t have the courage to tell him. Rumor is that Death once had a near Chuck Norris- experience.
  3. The only reason god calls himself ‘god’ is because Chuck Norris was taken.
  4. Aliens do exist, they are just hiding and waiting for Chuck Norris to die.
  5. Chuck Norris once killed 35 terrorists with 2 shots. First one was a warning shot.
  6. Chuck Norris once counted to infinity- thrice.
  7. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  8. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today known as giraffes.
  9. Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.
  10. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror he sees no reflection. There can be only one Chuck Norris.
  11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to continue living.
  12. When Mark Zuckenberg invented Facebook he already had a friend request from Chuck Norris.
  13. Chuck Norris can never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t stupid enough to attack him.
  14. Chuck Norris has a bear in his living room. He is not dead, he is just too afraid to move.
  15. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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